Pekingese Lovers?

Mommy is part of a new dog group.  Mommy must think she got cool or something overnight because she tries to tell me that I'm not as pretty as some of the other dogs.  Mommy's not very pretty herself.  Clearly, she must not realize I'm like goddess material compared to her.  Psht.

Daddy brought home another dog that looks strangely like me.  I think Daddy is mad because Mommy is my favorite and I think he's a big stinker.  This little young girl wasn't very nice when she came into my house though, and I told her that, too.  She growled at me.  I'm fatter than her.  Next time she decides to do that, I'm just gonna sit on her stupid head.

So newest in our world:  Mommy shaved 3 of the retards.  Pene has been renamed to scrappy, T.B. looks like a drowned rat, and Winnie, well, she still looks a boat (there's a post about that further down), but now, a naked boat with a black stripe.

Hold on, I need to take a minute.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, I'm back.  I had to sneeze.

Anyway, so with 7 of us Pekingese living in the house, Mommy and Daddy are talking about expanding the house and letting us have our own room.  I think Mommy needs to tell Daddy I'm still sleeping in the bed.  No exceptions.

Here's a picture of "Soapy" as the little human calls her.  Mommy thinks she's all sweet.  She tried to bite Mimaw's hand off the other day.  It was hilarious.  Sweet huh?  Little holy terror, I think.  She turns on the charm, but then turns into the friggin devil.

Sophie is okay, but she is too small to be in our house and she eats EVERYTHING except the dog food.  I'm NOT okay with this, because Daddy realizes she won't eat dog food and so he fees her HUMAN food.  Brisket, Turkey, etc.  What in the HECK?  Am I not the FAVORED one?

Oy.  I gotta go pee on Daddy's pillow.  I'm getting so annoyed!

Okay, I gotta run for now.  Sophie is sniffing my chair.  Time to lay the paw down.

Love, Abigail the Fierce, of Whitewright, Texas