Baths, bones, and other stuff...

Hi there, Penelope the spaz here. Abbie is sleeping on the side of the room she isn't supposed to be on, but I'll let her tell you that later.

*whisper* "You're in big fat trouble when Mommy and Daddy find out, Abigiail the notsofierce..."

Mommy took a new job and Daddy and Mommy have this whole car schedule thing a little messed up. Usually, after they have been gone for 548786513213249657 hours, they come home. Daddy lets us out of our room and we RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN to the door to find Mommy. If Mommy lets us out, we RUUUUUUUUUUUUN to the door to find Daddy.

Something is wrong. There's this new black thing with 4 doors in our cement ramp (I think it's a driveway...) and Mommy and Daddy are putting us in this instead of our other favorite car. Why do we have two?

Friday, Daddy left to go out with his friends and Mommy was close behind him coming home. She brought us new bones and COOOOOOOOOOOOKIES! OMG! I love cookies!!!!

Here's pictures of us eating our new bones. (Abbie is so prissy that she has to hold hers... I prefer to make it look like I have no legs.... this gets me more attention....)




Then - on Saturday Mommy and Daddy went to Kaytlin's birthday party. They ALWAYS take us. This year, we didn't get to go and we're very upset about this. Apparently, I heard my grandma and aunt were upset too because they told Mommy and Daddy to turn around get the grandbabies. Serves them right for leaving us at home. What the heck? It wasn't THAT hot.

Then, SUNDAY. OHMIGOD. We got a bath. Not just any bath either. Now, I love baths, but Mommy and Daddy thought it would be funny to fill the tub to the top and let us swim. Ummm... wtf? Swim? I'm too precious to swim. I was splashing water all the place and Mommy's legs were ALL scratched up. I smell really good though now and I'm very soft - so it wasn't all that bad. Abbie still stinks though.

I've got to go sneak a bite of food. Abbie isn't guarding the bowls. Write more later!!!

Hi there...

Hi there, my name is Penelope. My master's don't know I'm on here, but I want to tell them I love them. My mommy and daddy went to see a movie and they said they think I'm related to Dug the Dog from Up. I'm not sure who that is, but Mommy says he can talk! I want to talk. I would love to talk to my Mommy and Daddy and tell them how much I love them and love the treats they give me.

My sister Abbie says I'm retarded. I don't know what that means, but I think it means I'm pretty like she is. My sister is so much fun and I love it when we play for hours fighting over poodle or the blue squeaker with legs.

My mommy gives me icing sometimes too. I love icing. It's so sweet. I wish I had icing every day. I love icing.

My Daddy gives me chicken when I'm very good and don't pee on the porch. I try to tell him I don't like getting my feet in the wet grass, but he doesn't understand. I don't think he can understand me. I don't like my feet getting wet.

My mommy took some pictures of us. I want to share them with you!

This is me, sitting on the couch. I have a hard time sitting still, so Mommy was lucky she got this picture...



This is my sister Abigail. She's a very proud Pekingese and has a very pretty smile. I hope I'm as pretty as she is. I love my sister.



And this is another picture of me. My hair has gotten so much longer since Mommy and Daddy saved me from that bad place where I had lots and lots of children. I'm much happier now. I get lots of treats. I love icing.



And just so you can see what I looked like the day Mommy and Daddy got me, look at this picture and compare it to the great one of me above. I love my new family.



Abbie, she's my sister incase you didn't know...she says I stink a lot. Mommy and Daddy say my toots smell like death. I don't know what a toot is, but I know there's a really bad smell coming from my tail and it's really funny when Abbie is sitting next to me and that happens. Abbie turns her nose up at me and Mommy and Daddy roll down the car windows.

Okay, I have to go now. It's time to take a nap. Mommy and Daddy will be home soon and I bet we get to go on a car ride! I hope we do! I would love it if they stop at that sonic place and get us a strawberry cream slush. Those are my favorite. I love them.