Baths, bones, and other stuff...

Hi there, Penelope the spaz here. Abbie is sleeping on the side of the room she isn't supposed to be on, but I'll let her tell you that later.

*whisper* "You're in big fat trouble when Mommy and Daddy find out, Abigiail the notsofierce..."

Mommy took a new job and Daddy and Mommy have this whole car schedule thing a little messed up. Usually, after they have been gone for 548786513213249657 hours, they come home. Daddy lets us out of our room and we RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN to the door to find Mommy. If Mommy lets us out, we RUUUUUUUUUUUUN to the door to find Daddy.

Something is wrong. There's this new black thing with 4 doors in our cement ramp (I think it's a driveway...) and Mommy and Daddy are putting us in this instead of our other favorite car. Why do we have two?

Friday, Daddy left to go out with his friends and Mommy was close behind him coming home. She brought us new bones and COOOOOOOOOOOOKIES! OMG! I love cookies!!!!

Here's pictures of us eating our new bones. (Abbie is so prissy that she has to hold hers... I prefer to make it look like I have no legs.... this gets me more attention....)




Then - on Saturday Mommy and Daddy went to Kaytlin's birthday party. They ALWAYS take us. This year, we didn't get to go and we're very upset about this. Apparently, I heard my grandma and aunt were upset too because they told Mommy and Daddy to turn around get the grandbabies. Serves them right for leaving us at home. What the heck? It wasn't THAT hot.

Then, SUNDAY. OHMIGOD. We got a bath. Not just any bath either. Now, I love baths, but Mommy and Daddy thought it would be funny to fill the tub to the top and let us swim. Ummm... wtf? Swim? I'm too precious to swim. I was splashing water all the place and Mommy's legs were ALL scratched up. I smell really good though now and I'm very soft - so it wasn't all that bad. Abbie still stinks though.

I've got to go sneak a bite of food. Abbie isn't guarding the bowls. Write more later!!!