ANOTHER new dog - and umm.. halloween?

Can you believe it - there are 3 other animals I have to share my food with. That's right, Mommy and Daddy decided for some reason to adopt a 4th Pekingese. Although, I think Mommy has Daddy on a very short leash because she said something about us not needing 40 pounds of Pekingese (whatever that means)...

Daddy must be obsessed with retarded looking dogs, because he keeps bringing these one eyed hairballs into the house. First Pene, now this new dog named Saydie. Seriously, what does he see in them? Someone needs to tell Daddy that 4 dogs and 3 sets of eyes = bad math.

I'm getting acclamated to the new mess of animals here, but I'm certainly with Mommy when I think we're at our limit. At least they have a new bed for us all! Mommy and Daddy got a new BIGGER bed and we can ALL fit on it with them. I love cuddling up with Daddy now cause Mommy's fat hiney doesn't roll over on me anymore!

So, I guess I should introduce you to the family...

You know me of course, Abigail. Then there's Penelope (further down in the pics). We added Winnifred (Mommy and Daddy call her Winnie) to the family in July and just recently (in October) we got Saydie. Saydie has one eye too.

Winnie


Saydie


Winnie is pretty gruff sometimes. She pretty much doesn't like to be touched, talked to, looked at, or anything. She's certainly VERY fat and not as pretty as me, but is anyone?

Saydie is long like me - and I'm not really liking her. Pene and Winnie can't get up on the couch, but this one can! AND SHE STEALS MY TOYS!!!!!! I cannot have this.

She's on a short leash though. I'm watching her!

For now, I have to go make sure Saydie doesn't touch my stuff. I'll write more later!

xoxoxo
Abigail the Fierce.

Updates and the new family member!

It's been months since Mommy got off her rump and made the computer usable by me again. I finally was able to sneak a peek into the office and use the computer today to get a little word out to you again. I hear my fans have been CRAVING the attention!

Late in July, Mommy and Daddy adopted this horribly loud mean redheaded mutt. I say mutt, because I'm convinced she's 100% prissy princess pekingese. She's got a spot on her tongue and her skin is kinda wrinkly. She's a little bit older than Penelope and definitely old and crotchety compared to beautiful young me. So, I'm 2 and 1/4 years old now, Penelope is about 4 years old, and Winnie, this new spoiled LOUDMOUTH is about 4 and a few months (or something like that).

I was pretty welcoming to Pene. Pene barks in a real shrill voice sometimes, but I tell her no and she hushes it. She better, or I'll take that other eye out! Winnie on the other hand - GEEZ. She's SO loud. And she's DUMB too. She stands in front of the washing machine and barks at it thinking there is another dog there. Mommy has fun with this game and holds a mirror in front of her and she bites it and tries to go around it to see the other dog. She's kinda dense.

Mommy says she needs to go on a diet too. She eats almost everything and she really needs to scale back a little bit on the food. Her rump is kinda big.

Mommy and Daddy call her grumpy. I'm guessing that's because everytime they pick her up, she growls and snaps at them. She doesn't mean it in a bad way anymore though. Mommy and Daddy finally realized she's a LOT like Mommy and likes her beauty sleep and gets awfully cranky when she's been awaken from her beauty sleep.

The three of us have decided we're not eating and Mommy is going to have to learn to feed us people food or we won't eat. I don't think it's working very well though because last night, Mommy only gave us dog food and wouldn't give in and give us normal food. This dog food stuff is gross, but I guess if we have to eat it, we will - unless she gives in first. Daddy doesn't give in though.

Well, for now, I have to go, but I thought I'd send you some pictures too. This one is of all of us and the bottom one is just of Winnie.

Agreement...

Pene is a slow eater. I am not sure if she eats slow to taunt me with her leftover treats or if she's just retarded and can't make her underbite work properly with that enormous tongue that doesn't fit in her head...but we've got to come to some sort of arrangement...

Mommy and Daddy need to learn that if Pene isn't finsihed her morning snack and I am, it's my duty as a loving, compassionate, beautiful, sweet, Pekingese to ASSIST her. I'm only trying to help. Daddy always yells at Momma about not leaving leftovers around, so I figured I'd help my retarded sister so neither one of us get into a wad of trouble.

What I don't get is this:

When I try to do the nice Pekingese thing and help my sister clean up her mess, mommy and daddy change my name to "Abbie, no" or "Don't you even think about it..." What the hell?

My name is Abigail. Not Abbie, no. Not Get away from that. Not That's Pene's.

Baths, bones, and other stuff...

Hi there, Penelope the spaz here. Abbie is sleeping on the side of the room she isn't supposed to be on, but I'll let her tell you that later.

*whisper* "You're in big fat trouble when Mommy and Daddy find out, Abigiail the notsofierce..."

Mommy took a new job and Daddy and Mommy have this whole car schedule thing a little messed up. Usually, after they have been gone for 548786513213249657 hours, they come home. Daddy lets us out of our room and we RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN to the door to find Mommy. If Mommy lets us out, we RUUUUUUUUUUUUN to the door to find Daddy.

Something is wrong. There's this new black thing with 4 doors in our cement ramp (I think it's a driveway...) and Mommy and Daddy are putting us in this instead of our other favorite car. Why do we have two?

Friday, Daddy left to go out with his friends and Mommy was close behind him coming home. She brought us new bones and COOOOOOOOOOOOKIES! OMG! I love cookies!!!!

Here's pictures of us eating our new bones. (Abbie is so prissy that she has to hold hers... I prefer to make it look like I have no legs.... this gets me more attention....)




Then - on Saturday Mommy and Daddy went to Kaytlin's birthday party. They ALWAYS take us. This year, we didn't get to go and we're very upset about this. Apparently, I heard my grandma and aunt were upset too because they told Mommy and Daddy to turn around get the grandbabies. Serves them right for leaving us at home. What the heck? It wasn't THAT hot.

Then, SUNDAY. OHMIGOD. We got a bath. Not just any bath either. Now, I love baths, but Mommy and Daddy thought it would be funny to fill the tub to the top and let us swim. Ummm... wtf? Swim? I'm too precious to swim. I was splashing water all the place and Mommy's legs were ALL scratched up. I smell really good though now and I'm very soft - so it wasn't all that bad. Abbie still stinks though.

I've got to go sneak a bite of food. Abbie isn't guarding the bowls. Write more later!!!

Hi there...

Hi there, my name is Penelope. My master's don't know I'm on here, but I want to tell them I love them. My mommy and daddy went to see a movie and they said they think I'm related to Dug the Dog from Up. I'm not sure who that is, but Mommy says he can talk! I want to talk. I would love to talk to my Mommy and Daddy and tell them how much I love them and love the treats they give me.

My sister Abbie says I'm retarded. I don't know what that means, but I think it means I'm pretty like she is. My sister is so much fun and I love it when we play for hours fighting over poodle or the blue squeaker with legs.

My mommy gives me icing sometimes too. I love icing. It's so sweet. I wish I had icing every day. I love icing.

My Daddy gives me chicken when I'm very good and don't pee on the porch. I try to tell him I don't like getting my feet in the wet grass, but he doesn't understand. I don't think he can understand me. I don't like my feet getting wet.

My mommy took some pictures of us. I want to share them with you!

This is me, sitting on the couch. I have a hard time sitting still, so Mommy was lucky she got this picture...



This is my sister Abigail. She's a very proud Pekingese and has a very pretty smile. I hope I'm as pretty as she is. I love my sister.



And this is another picture of me. My hair has gotten so much longer since Mommy and Daddy saved me from that bad place where I had lots and lots of children. I'm much happier now. I get lots of treats. I love icing.



And just so you can see what I looked like the day Mommy and Daddy got me, look at this picture and compare it to the great one of me above. I love my new family.



Abbie, she's my sister incase you didn't know...she says I stink a lot. Mommy and Daddy say my toots smell like death. I don't know what a toot is, but I know there's a really bad smell coming from my tail and it's really funny when Abbie is sitting next to me and that happens. Abbie turns her nose up at me and Mommy and Daddy roll down the car windows.

Okay, I have to go now. It's time to take a nap. Mommy and Daddy will be home soon and I bet we get to go on a car ride! I hope we do! I would love it if they stop at that sonic place and get us a strawberry cream slush. Those are my favorite. I love them.

Humans are worthless and mean...

Pene and I have decided we want new parents.

Do you know Mommy violated her first rule and ate ALL her dinner? She usually doesn't stuff herself like a fat pig, but her and Daddy and the other humans went out to the steakhouse last night and ate like bafoons.

Don't think we didn't notice. Pene may have only one eyeball, but our sniffers work just fine, thank you very much. Not so much as a drop was even brought home for me or my starving skinny little sister with one sad little pouty eye.

Pene and I have decided we're boycotting that slop they keep sticking in our bowls and we're going to eat it and then barf it up on Mommy's pillow. Perhaps when Daddy plays with me, I can barf on him.

Mommy doesn't think about me, either. A couple of weeks ago, she went to some class she said (although, it doesn't appear she learned anything, cause she's still mean and Daddy calls her a spaz). Good waste of money, Mommy. You could have bought me another treat or toy and Pene another eyeball for what you paid for in that class. Anyway, she brought me home this ball. Hellllllllllllllllooooooooooooo - the ball is bigger than my head. What E-X-A-C-T-L-Y do you expect me to do with that? Humans are dumb. Especially mine.

Pene wants me to tell you all she has to pee.

By the way, mommy and daddy dearest...

Can you not do anything about house training this worthless mutt I share a room with? Seriously, it stinks and she's like - gassy. Not a little bit either. She comes in my house area and farts in her sleep. And her mouth smells like death. What's wrong with her? Couldn't you find anyone as pretty as me?

Anyway, I've got to stop typing. My paws are sore and I need to get on top of my cage before Pene farts in my face again.

P.S. Mommy wants you to get the camera working Daddy. She needs to see Pene in action so I can get some peace and quiet...

A day in the life of...

It's boring at home without our playful humans to do tricks for us. Therefore, we have decided it's time to enlighten you as to our daily routine...

8:00 A.M. - Mommy and Daddy left the house and gave us both a treat. I have decided Pene is retarded enough to leave her treat on the ground, so I have snatched it while she's frantically pacing looking for Mommy and Daddy and buried it in the covers.

8:10 A.M. - Pene got unretarded and started looking for her treat. I'm quite full now. Dumb blonde dog. I'm much smarter than she is.

8:15 A.M. - Nap time.

12:00 P.M. - We just woke up. Abbie has decided to guard the food and I have decided to stare at her until she gives in and gives me some of the food. I promptly tell her, "If Mommy and Daddy were here, you would be in big fat trouble you fat dog..."

12:05 P.M. - I got tired of watching Abbie guard the food bowls. I went and peed on the pee pad (and missed a little bit, oh well...humans can clean it...) and I am now going back to bed.

12:07 P.M. - Abbie is a fat little rear. She came in my cage and sat on me, so I'm going to her cage now. I need my beauty rest.

12:08 P.M. - Abbie came back to her cage. I'm getting cranky.

12:09 P.M. - Abbie crawled on top of her cage. I'm going to the blankets to sleep.

1:30 P.M. - We're both awake now. Pene is being retarded again and pushing her head along the couch. I think the lack of an eyeball is affecting her retardation. She's seriously dumb.

1:43 P.M. - I think I heard something outside. I started looking around and couldn't see anyone and I growled a little bit. Pene got curious and tried to act like she was paying attention and she did this single high pitched bark thing she does when she's trying to tell Mommy, "What?!!!?"

1:45 P.M. - I'm tired of barking. I'm going back to bed. Pene is still pacing. Retard.

3:00 P.M. - Tired of sleeping. I think I'll eat. /gasp. PENE is eating all my food! That little wench! I lay down and glare at her and let her know I am NOT pleased.

3:03 P.M. - Pene is done eating. She has no carpet to kick up so she's messing up the blankets. Retarded dog. Something's really wrong with her.

More updates later...