As top dog in the house, it has always been my responsiblity to make sure the peace is kept. This red headed thing they call Winnie is a pain in my fur. She's very partial to Daddy and I dislike it very much. She doesn't like Mommy at all and I feel it my duty as Mommy's little angel to remind Winnie that she does NOT rule the roost around here.
She looks all sweet and innocent when she's with Daddy, but I assure you she's not.
I know Mommy has pictures of the evil dog and her eyeball popping moments laying around somewhere. A few weeks ago, Mommy and Daddy even tried to clip her nails and would you believe she about had a heart attack? I don't like getting my nails clipped either, but it seems like Mommy has to restrain this nasty little mutt sometimes.
I've decided to nickname her too. Mommy calls "Grumpy" or "Fatty" or "Chunk." I think I'm just going to stick to calling her "Meanie." She is so mean that when I have to go outside and go teetee, she growls at me and won't let me get past the door. That's fine, cause next time, I'll just pee on her. She's awfully cranky.
Mommy has to cut Pene's tail the other day too. Mommy was kinda upset about it, but Pene - stupid little dog - had a big clump of knots in her tail. Mommy doesn't know how she got it, but I do. And I'm not telling. All I can say is W-I-N-N-I-E.
Saydie is being a little drama queen too. I've lived in this house a long time and Saydie has now decided it's okay to throw up on the people bed. It makes the parents kinda crazy when they hear her heaving and then she throws up. If she'd stop eating my CET bones, she'd not have this issue.
Anyway, that's enough for today. I'm going to go look for more pictures of the devil dog so I can show you how mean she is.
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