I'm fed up...

I've decided that Mommy is retarded and L-A-Z-Y. Ever since Christmas, she's just laid around the house and not done hardly A-N-Y-THING.

Case in point, last night was the first night that Mommy cleaned the TWO (yes, I can count) dishes on the stove and she actually FINALLY decided to clean that mess on her counter in the bathroom.

Mimaw and Papaw live with us now. Sigh. Two more people for me to train. Everytime I get a new dog trained, a new one comes in. Now Mommy and Daddy adopted two new humans. Seriously, what's next? I'm overwhelmed. Papaw is so much fun though. He calls Winnie "pig with hair" and "big fat dog" and I just giggle and snort. (I've even tooted a few times laughing so hard.) She seriously is a chunk though. Daddy says she's not fat....

..........She's fat. Trust me.

Big Fat Dog, Pig with Hair, Chunky Monkey, Devil Dog (or pick a name that suits you)

Add to that, she's just plain mean. The other day, ohmigosh...I HAVE to tell you this...

The other day, we all had to take a trip to the vet. All of us got our bottom glands squished (it stunk terribly and Mimaw got all weird and walked out...). I feel so much better though! Anyway, BFD (Big Fat Dog) got all weird. They came in and put this big ball and her head and BOY HOWDY did that stink her already bad attitude up. Then, the doctors came in and she was real fussy. Then, like 10 minutes later, she was all sleepy and quiet and her tongue was hanging out... it was like angels started singing or something!!! For once, that mean old HAG of an old mutt wasn't yapping.

I don't know what they did to her. Perhaps that ball on her head made her tired. But, eventually, she wasn't tired anymore and she tried to snap Daddy's hand off.

Well, BFD has been a real pain in my side. She's been doing better though - or at least that's what Mommy keeps saying because Mommy can pick her up some. I think it's cause the man in the white coat at the vet office squished her bottom. She was always dragging it....

OH OH!!!!

And guess what???

We got a new bed! Mommy and Daddy got us this pretty purple bed and stupid Saydie and Winnie have taken over it. That's okay, cause I sleep on the human bed anyway.

You can see Pene laying on it in the basket here:

New purple bed

OH!!!

And (HAHAHAHA) Mommy put a hat on Saydie and Pene. I guess hats help those retarded one eye scrappy dogs to see or something cause they KNEW BETTER than to put that on me. I snapped a quick picture while no one was looking. Please, feel free to laugh. I did!!

Saydie

Pene

Normally, Saydie is a very prissy little dog. She's got this weak little bark. I don't like her because she can jump up on the bed too and she steals my toys. I'll have to have a little come-to-jesus meeting with her later though. For now, I'm not getting near her. She throws up on stuff when she gets mad at me...

Saydie being prissy

And I'll end with the best picture of all....

Me (and Saydie - cause Mommy won't let me show you a pic of just me cause she thinks I'm self centered)...