Now, before I go into that, I should tell you that next month is my 3rd birthday party. That means Penelope is going to be 5 and Winnifred and Saydie are probably a little closer to 5 or 6. Me being the youngest means I'm clearly the most agile and of course the most gorgeous. Have you seen me do that shake thing? My hair is just a-m-a-z-i-n-g. It's like strands of silken love. Gorgeous looks aside, I'm the smartest pooch in the pack. Pene is just entirely too dumb to do anything except sit in people's lap, grunt, and be pet. Winnie on the other hand is evil and I dislike her very much. But, those are the LEAST of my worries.
Saydie has become an issue. I plan to address this very soon. Probably tonight.
Being the youngest - and the first in the house, the humans around here should come to the understanding that I am the most awesome. We've had this discussion a few times. I have to put my paws on Mommy's face and remind her that she's not boss of me. I mean, hello? Really? You work all day to air condition this life for me. ANYWAY, Saydie has recently figured out how to jump from the cages onto the bed. AND, she's a toy thief.
The bed is one thing. I can usually guard her and keep her from jumping up, but it aggravates me SO much when she steals my toys. Just the other day, Daddy took me and Pene to Petsmart. The other two mutts had to stay home. Daddy bought ME a new lamb toy that has a really cool squeaky thing in it that I love so much.
Well.
Can you believe.
Saydie has tried to take it? That's right!!!! She's only been living here like 6 months and she's trying to take MY things.
So, I am here to share a little tidbit of information with the rest of the household. Listen up carefully poochies because I will be on Pooch Patrol to get the humans after you if you don't obey!
Mommy and Daddy already know these rules. They have a few sticky things stuck to the big white thing that holds the people food that tells them this every day. But, I'm proposing a name change. No longer will this be called "Pekingese Property Laws" but from now on, this will be called, "Abigail's Commandments." So, read up little muttlies. You're all smart enough to read I hope? I wasn't born in a rescue, so I've always been a little smarter than you. If you can't read, let me sum it up for you. 1) Stay off my toys. 2) Stay off my toys. 3) If ever a question arises, revert to rule 1 or 2 for confirmation.
I have a few things I need to get taken care of before Mommy and Daddy get home....so I will be sure to chat more on the progress of this situation later.
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