I rule the roost...

These other mutts in the house are starting to annoy me. I've got several complaints, but mostly, they lie around with the other 3 things in this house that attempt to be called part of the family.

Pene has started to think she's some deserving b-r-a-t or something like that. Mommy and I have a routine. Every morning, she gets up and takes the scrunchie out of her hair and I run to the shower to greet her and hold it for her. Pene - runs to the shower and sits on Mommy's towel like a dingbat and guards her (as if Mommy is gonna get lost...). Well, now, Pene has decided that SHE is entitled to the scrunchie. Normally, this wouldn't be an issue, but have you seen the amount of drool that dog puts out? Seriously, like.. it's all wet and stuff. GROSS.

Then, there's this stupid wallering mutt, Saydie. Saydie has literally squirmed into this family and thinks she's some princess. Mommy and Daddy call her bed head. I just think she's a dead head. Then, we get to B.F.D. Her barking got us all into trouble, too. Mommy bought this white thingy that she holds when fat dog starts barking and it makes this awful noise. Fat dog must understand to shut it because she immediately runs off. I hate it when she barks because we all get into trouble for it if we're all barking at her to shut her trap. Doesn't Mommy know we're only trying to help?

Little miss Pene princess pooper thinks she's queen bee around here. Regardless of the amount of times I've informed her that she's ugly without two eyeballs, she still prances around and yaps. Someone seriously needs to give that girl a mirror. That's okay though...I've got this eyeball thing figured out. Just the other day, Mommy and Daddy picked up on my little trick too. I was playing with Saydie and I've learned that these little one eyeballed freaks of nature can't see so well on the other side with no eye. Well... Pene and Saydie have started to play like I play...and that's not fair. I'm the boss around here and I like to do things MY way. I don't like anyone else copying my games with my Daddy. I was here first and by golly, I won't tolerate any theiving of the humans. Anyway, so the other day...Saydie was trying to bite my ankles. She only does that cause I'm taller than she is. So, I walked around to the side of her with no eyeball and promptly bit her in the middle of her back. Like a super stealthy NINJA! Cause, I'm the bomb diggity...

So, little miss Saydie got all super surprised and stuff! HA! I've learned a new trick!



Mommy and Daddy thought that was quite impressive. I do believe if Mommy could have gotten unglued from her couch, she might have actually gotten me a treat too...



So, then...there's fat dog. I don't really know what to say about fat dog. Oh oh... the other day, Mommy dropped fat dog on her head. Something made a loud noise and I was secretly hoping it would silence her barking mechanism, but I wasn't so lucky. Fat dog seems to be fine and still runs her mouth every time she can.

So this is what Fat dog does all the time. She sits around and sleeps. I tried to swipe another picture with Mommy's hi tech phone, but the crazy part is that Fat dog keeps hiding under the bed most of the time - or waits like a dumbo at the door for something...