Big Fat...T-R-O-U-B-L-E!

Before you ask, no Mommy and Daddy are not calling me fat. They'd never do such a thing. Besides, the vet said that BFD needed to lose some weight, so I'm quite certain that I, beautiful princess Abigail would NEVER be called F-A-T.

However, someone is in BIG FAT T-R-O-U-B-L-E!



Now, I'm happy to admit I was less than cooperative for this picture, but let me tell you why. BFD and I got into a big 'ol stinking fight and I finally sunk my teeth into those nasty ears of her and wouldn't let go. Mommy got so stinkin' mad that she pulled Winnie out of my mouth and pushed her to the ground and then for some reason, I (precious little me) got into trouble. I kept trying to tell her that I didn't want my stupid picture taken, but Mommy WOULD NOT listen.

I kept trying to insist that I did not want to sit by any of my sisters and eventually, stupid BFD jumped in and started attacking me. Psht. How am I in trouble again? I was just defending myself.

Whatever the case, I guess Mommy and Daddy have been trying to get this picture of all 4 of us for a while now and I sure hope that my stupid human has this out of her system because I'm T-H-R-O-U-G-H taking pictures with my fat ugly sisters.

First, Pene is gassy. She eats anything. Daddy calls her a human garbage disposal so her mouth and her butt smells like trash. Saydie smells like vomit. What?! She does!! She's always puking and stuff. I think she's anorexic or something. And Winnie - UGH!!!! Something seriously crawled in that fat dogs mouth and D-I-E-D! I mean, really...chew a mint for Pete's sake...

So that brings me to now...I got into so much trouble that Mommy sent me to my room. So fine, that's where I'm sitting for now. I didn't want to be on the bed anyway. Humans stink.



So I'm going to sit in here and work on my puppy dog eyes and stare at Mommy. Maybe she'll get the idea. And if not, maybe I can go work on Daddy some since he always loves me most anyway.

Love, paws, and kisses...