I heard very suspicious sounds Saturday night and my Mommy and Daddy were not home. I've heard these popping sounds before, but most of the time they come from the TV. This time, they were coming from outside.
Saturday, Mommy and Daddy invited the hellions over. All 3 of our cousins came over and spent time chasing us around the house loving on us and giving us all sorts of things we weren't supposed to have...
Well, then...Saturday night, Mommy and Daddy and the little humans left. Don't ask me where they went...for some reason I didn't get to go. (And I've got a serious bone to pick with my Mommy about that because I know she had something to do with that...)
Anyway - back to MY story. Around 9 PM (yes, I can tell time), my sisters and I heard these strange popping sounds. I think someone was shooting a gun! Stupid Pene was sleeping, but I woke her up and as usual, she started barking right away. She doesn't fool me. I know she wasn't paying attention! Well, then Winnie was all grumpified and acting like a spoiled b-r-a-t and was really getting on my nerves. Saydie, I think she's just deaf - or doesn't care. That's fine though cause I'm gonna tell Mommy she's a stupid guard dog and she sucks.
Mommy and Daddy came back home later that night with the hellions and it seems like everyone was okay. I'm not sure what it was, but I heard Mommy talking about fireworks at Rowlett. What are fireworks and why didn't I get any to eat? I'm starving here!
Mommy starts school again tonight, so I'm sure I'm about to get a big huge heap of "ignore Abbie" all over again. I just hope that she learns that I'm not gonna stand for it and if I must resort to desperate measures...I have a full bladder waiting...
No comments:
Post a Comment