We miss Daddy...

Today is not a normal weekend. Sometimes, Daddy goes out to play with his friends on a Saturday night and the three rugrats come to visit us when Aunt Stacey spends the night. I've not been so lucky this time. Mommy said something about little hellions having to go back to school and Aunt Stacey has to start school too. So, I guess a weekend with me was just not very relaxing or something so Aunt Stacey said they would not come over to see me. That's fine. I'll remember that next time she comes over. She better bring me a new squeaky cause I'm very disappointed with her.

Mommy has started school again and we're having to revert back to the old way of doing things. A long time ago, when Mommy was in school, Daddy used to play his computer upstairs for hours. I'm the only one smart enough to know how to use the stairs. Saydie is too retarded to learn how to do anything but prance. Pene can't figure out what stairs are and BFD...well, if you're belly drug the ground, could you use the stairs?? So now that Mommy is back to spending all her time on that black thing in her office, we have to sit around in her office begging for attention. These are the days we miss Daddy because Mommy sucks at giving us attention. Saydie has taken to the couch, which I think is wonderful. I've thought about barfing on that couch so she doesn't sleep there anymore.

Pene, as you can see...is right back to sitting in Mommy's doorway. I think she's too dense to understand that Mommy can't see her there. There are other times when she sits under Mommy's chair and I keep telling her to not do that cause Mommy isn't the brightest and doesn't remember to check for my sister. When she yelps, I have to come looking for her to make sure Mommy didn't do much damage.

And BFD - well...she's doing what she does best. She waits by the door for Daddy. I'm convinced BFD isn't all there in her head. Maybe she's Pene's long lost daughter? I guess the best thing I can do is just pat her little precious head. I've thought about asking Mommy if we can trade her in, but just between you and me, I think I kinda like her - except when she opens that death mouth of hers. Not only is she loud, but my GAWD she stinks.

Well, that's enough for now. I think I'll fill you in on more of my stuff later. I have to update you on the Petsmart trip we had yesterday (must get pictures as proof first!) and then about Mommy's closet which I got into big fat trouble over.