Saydie is a thief

I'm not a stupid Pekingese, despite what the brainless Saydie thinks. I've watched her and I know she tries to sneak up on me like a ninja and take my treats. This time, Mommy helped me get proof. We're going to take her to Doggie Court and have her paws glued to her stupid bed the next time I get a treat so she leaves me alone. I gave some serious consideration to having her removed from the house, but she's the only one who plays with me anymore and besides, if she gets removed from the house...who else can I blame it on when there is poop on the floor? (Mommy hates poop by the way. A lot.)

So, I've decided to show you my proof. After I got my sweet potato bone, Stupid Saydie (yes, I've renamed her) tried to sneak up on me.



Notice in this picture, I see her out of the corner of my eye. If I could have folded my paws to do that "I'm watching you" thing that Mommy does to me when she gives me the evil eye, I would have. So instead, I had to give her the evil eye from the side.



Here she is thinking I don't see her again. Notice how she's walked AROUND me (which she thinks I didn't see...) and now she's trying to be a NINJA and sneak up on me...



Notice in this picture, she's just looking at my bone with envy. Her fur almost turned GREEN! Mommy had a little talk with her though about she isn't to take my bones. I thought it was only fair. I get told that all the time.

So, here I am, safe and sound with my sweet potato bone because Mommy LOVES ME and is protecting me.

P.S. Daddy, I still don't like you for leaving my rock on the counter the other day. I'm not voting for you anymore.