Gravy Train!

Mommy RULES! Even though she feels like poop on a stick today, Mommy managed to drag her fat butt out of bed and make us scrambled eggs. We use to get these a lot from Mimaw, but since she abandoned us to live by herself, we have to practically beg to get regular food these days.

Daddy left for work early this morning and we stayed in bed and kept Mommy warm and loved on her. Mommy thinks we have magical powers to take away people germs, but I think it's more just cause Mommy likes the smell of our butts. She makes a crinkly nose sometimes and it makes me giggle. Mommy knows that Pene sticks her head in my butt, so I guess Mommy thinks its okay to lift my tail, too.

Sometimes, Mommy gets real upset with me and picks me up and won't let my tail down when I've made a mess and she takes me to a sink. I don't like it when that happens, but Mommy takes extra special care of me and makes Daddy help.

Anyway, that's enough writing for today. I've got to go help Pene now since she puked under Mommy's chair and Mommy is screaming.