Aunt Stacey's Birthday - and no cake...

I'm really irritated. I want you to know that. Normally, when there's birthdays around here, I get cake. I've gotten it every year and for some reason, Aunt Stacey thinks that because she lives somewhere other than my house, she's entitled to skip out on my cake. Well, I've got a fresh Doggy Law for you, Aunt Stacey. YOU. ARE. WRONG! Aside from me needing to be fed and celebrate your birthday with you in true doggy fashion, Mommy is losing a few pounds and I'm afraid if we don't fatten her back up, we might actually have to look harder for her in the house. Right now, it's so easy to find her. We just listen for the beeping... *snicker*

Mommy is being SO annoying today, too. She was trying to get pictures today and rather than being a COOL Mommy, she got us FAKE balloons for Aunt Stacey's stupid birthday. She took a picture of us, then put it on her computer, then let her screen saver activate and then took a picture of a picture. (P.S. Mommy said you can click on the pictures to make them bigger and read the text if you're eyeballs are as old as you are now!)



Mommy - you are L-A-M-E! Aunt Stacey told me tell you that your idea is dumb and you're not very bright for being the oldest.

Well, we were made to take photos anyway...so I took it upon myself to add some doggy-righteous captions to them. BFD's picture was actually kinda pretty, so I was nice to her. Stupid Sorry Smelly Saydie is just too dumb to take pictures. That's okay though. I don't like her. She got her stupid slobber all over my sheep and I'm mad at her. Perhaps me farting on it will deter her.

Anyway, Mommy's group photo efforts have to be uploaded. You'll understand why I hate photo day so much.












Oh, and Aunt Stacey - we really do wish you happy birthday. But, next time you come...we expect cake, and I want a new toy with a fresh squeaker. I'm holding one of the rugrats ransom next time I see you if I don't get it...

Love, Hugs, and Princess Kisses...

Abigail