Punished for things not my fault...

Well, first...I have to tell you...Mommy learned her lesson. Saturday, Mommy and Daddy went to the game and Mommy looked all kinds of cute. Daddy tied pretty bows in her hair for the rugrats football games and her shirt matched the bows. Mommy said she was showing team spirit. I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds like it might smell funny. Mommy always stinks after she comes home from a game and since Daddy says her stink smells like perfume, I'm the one who has to be honest and tell Mommy she smells like poop.

Mommy and Daddy came home much later than normal Saturday night. They told us they went to eat (GASP) and that the game went into sudden death overtime. First, anything that goes into death for kids is probably bad. Mommy and I need to have a talk about that. Second, I'm really pissed at Daddy for not bringing ME home any treats from eating. I mean, we were hungry too!!!

Mommy was all red when she came home and somehow, we got punished. We weren't allowed to sleep on the bed because Daddy told me Mommy was burned. Mommy was not burned. Mommy was a little pink, but her skin was not black like the grill when things get burned on it. I think Daddy is just trying to keep Pene's Peebutt off the bed.

Well, Monday, Mommy stayed home and I was made to sleep on the floor. I didnt think it was fair. Mommy slept on the couch all day and complained about her sunburn. We weren't allowed to move around very much cause Mommy was super whiny about her "burn." Well, Princess Pene Pasta (spoiled little brat that she is) got to lay on doggy couch ALL DAY and sleep. I took a picture of her on it.



Then, LAST NIGHT...you will never guess what happened! We ALL got to sleep in the bathroom ALL NIGHT! I'm blaming Saydie for this because thanks to her poopy butt (as usual), we all are no longer allowed to sleep with our family because Saydie can't control what comes out of her hole. We have pee pads, but Saydie likes the carpet and Daddy laid down the doggy law for all of us because of Stupid Saydie.

Anyway, Mommy is at work today and we're stuck in the kitchen. Mommy said she's gonna get some fiber for Saydie to harden up her poop. I'm gonna laugh when that happens. Saydie is disgusting and I'm starting a petition that she gets removed from the house. Besides, she acts like a cat anyway.