Saydie is a fat cow...

Yesterday, I decided that I love Daddy more than Mommy. Daddy spent more time with us yesterday, so I'm voting Mommy off my island now. Mommy is spending entirely too much time away from me by banning me in the bedroom cause of Stupid Saydie. It's not MY fault she's got a retarded stomach.

While Daddy was home yesterday evening slaving over the house, he was talking to Grammy. I remember Grammy. I bit her finger once when she tried to take my bone out of my house. I tried to tell her I was STARVING! She didn't listen, so I had to remind her that I was boss of my house. Course, Mommy and Daddy were very unhappy with me after that and I got in big fat trouble. Grammy thought I bit her finger off. I can't bite fingers off. That's Winnie's job.

Stupid Saydie is a big fat cow, too. She figured out how to get under the stool that Daddy has blocking us off. She's as mean as stupid Winnie is. Winnie didn't move the gate for me last time and now Saydie is doing the same thing!!! It's NOT FAIR! Why do I have to always be behind the gate?

Pene was sleeping in Mommy's arms the other day and Mommy got a picture of her. I think she was just trying to pretend like she was sleeping cause Mommy adores her when she snores. I know this cause she was opening her eyeball at me every now and then and winking at me. (It's still winking, if you have only one eye...)

Anyway, here's a photo!