Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Princess Froggie

I'm so SICK of sharing my toys with Stupid Saydie. Daddy is a big mean dumb dumb and encourages Smelly Saydie to play with my toys and I DON'T LIKE IT! Mommy came home one day and brought ME a new pink princess frog. I love that princess frog and Sorry Saydie keeps sinking her smelly mouth into it and now my pink princess frog smells like Sour Saydie. Saydie stinks. And I don't like her stink on my toys. It's not fair! They are mine and I was here first!

Daddy came home looking weird last night. He has some new eyeballs after he broke his yesterday and so he sat down to play with us for a while. I guess he had to get used to seeing my pretty fur in high definition. He must have been missing out on how pretty I was. Mommy was obsessing over his glasses saying how nice he looked and how much she liked his glasses...but I think Mommy was just fishing for a reason to get Daddy to spend time with her. She tells me all the time that she hates having to do homework and she wishes she and Daddy could just spend time together hanging out not having to do homework. (Mommy's not very smart anyway...she says mean thing to the laptop when she's doing her statistics.)

Mommy caught a picture of Psycho Saydie as she was trying to take my princess frog. I was NOT happy. It's got Saydie Slobber all over it now and I've got to figure out how to get that off. I can't let Mommy have it because she tries to wash my toys sometimes and I get upset when the squeakers don't work. Mimaw was really nice and put a new squeaker in my poodle for me, but now she's telling me if it ever gets messed up again she won't fix it. I bet I can look at her with my big beautiful eyes and she'll fix it!

Anyway, the last picture Mommy got was of me so happy I got my princess frog back. I was so delighted that I actually gave Mommy a big smile for the camera! So here's the pictures I was telling you about!

For now, I need to go and check on Pene. She has been acting extra spoiled and I think she's planning to get extra treats because she's only got eye and her hip is misplaced.



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