Mr. Lamb

These past few days have been absolutely crazy in the Abbie household. I had a major episode with Mr. Lamb and Mommy almost took him away from me. Mommy said Mimaw called her and voiced her opinion on why she's always on the poop list on my blog. Mommy asked that I address that...so let me be very clear here.

Mimaw...YOU LEFT ME.

Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way...

Pene is hurting. Mommy won't let us in the same room with her. Mommy said something about her crying a lot and maybe having to take her to the doctor. They gave her some Xanax and some Doggy Advil, but I think she's just being needy. I'll go kick her later.

Now, on to the story about Mr. Lamb.

The other night, Mommy was trying to play with Mr. Lamb with me and I had about enough. I finally got him all to myself and Mommy was so upset because I was ripping his innards out.

Well, there's something wrong with Mr. Lamb. He's got like crazy long stringy intestines that smell like bacon. I can't help myself. Mommy says that I treat him like a puppy, but I think she's stupid. I think Mommy doesn't know that I don't have baby making parts. Besides, boys are grody. Who wants to be near them anyway?

So, here's the pictures of me and my Mr. Lamb. Notice that Stupid Saydie isn't in this picture. I had to push her off the bed to leave me and Mr. Lamb alone...

This is the scary Lamb face. Look how he gives me the evil eye. He's freaky and he stares at me, so I have to show him who's boss around here!

Here he is trying to be all cutesy and stand up on my Mommy's side of the bed. That's okay. I figured out his game and quickly brought him down to my level.

Here I am, victorious! Mr. Lamb has been restrained and I am ready to perform surgery on his bacony innards!

Here's me using my sharp little pokers on his guts. Mr. Lamb doesn't stand a chance!

I've gotten a good grip on him! It's only a matter of time before I can rip those stupid little strings out of his body!

VICTORY!!!!! I have a string! And it's all mine! Look at his scared little face! That's right, Mr. Lamb! I'm the BOSS!