I can't sleep!!

I have decided to put an ad in the paper.  I simply cannot stand it anymore! 

Lat night, I spent the ENTIRE night trying to sleep, but both Winnie and Pene were SNORING so dang loudly that I couldn't get any sleep at all!  I think my princess hair is going to fall out of my head after all the tossing and turning I did last night.

I even got Mommy to record Prissy Pene snoring all night one night.  I haven't recorded Winnie yet, but if you can imagine, start a chainsaw and put it next to your head...cause that's how loud she is.  Then, she takes these A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G long breaths and I swear, all the paint is sucked off the wall.

Now, if you add to that, Mommy's big ol fat nose snoring...ugh.  I seriously need a new home.  I think from now on, I'm going to going to put my paws over my ears and just cry everytime all that dad blasted racket starts up! 

If you know of a good home where I can get some nice rest and be free from smelly, fat, STINKY dogs, I would very much like a new home.  I'm about DONE with the snorefest of a home I live in!

I am PERSONALLY holding Aunt Stacey at fault for this too.  She's encouraging Daddy to always adopt and make our family a petting zoo..and I'm TIRED of sharing my house with all the STRAYS that keep being brought in!  First, we adopt a one eyed yappy mutt...then we get this garbage breath of a dog, Winnie...and then Daddy adopts another one eyed freak that poops everywhere.  I'm TOO GOOD FOR THIS!!!!!

I'm so exhausted.   I think I need a massage....