You should know that I'm in good with the "little birdies." After all, I'm super awesome stealthy Abigail the Fierce! My Mommy talked to Aunt Stacey last night and then she relayed the whoooooole conversation to me via ESPN (cause I'm cool like that) and I think I've determined that the devil is a doctor in Sherman.
Everytime my Mommy ESPN's me and tells me about this devil woman with the crazy fire on her head, I just think that Aunt Stacey needs to stop working in H-E-double hockeysticks. I'm clearly certain that Miran-duh-duh thinks this too because I've implanted little spies in her brain to help me get treats, but this time, they are sending me information about devil doctor.
I wanted to share a picture of devil doctor with you, but Mommy told me that would be not nice because then I would be specifically showing you who the devil doctor is that could be scary for some of you. You might have nightmares because you're not a grown up like me!
Anyway, I've determined that I'm going to build a statue on Abbie Island. It's going to be a statue of sticks and sand and we're going to put big giant googley eyes and crazy affro grass hair and maybe even give it big gnashing teeth to snarl and scare away the intruders off my island. I'll call it the devil doctor statue. I may even let Aunt Stacey and Miran-duh-duh light devil doctors hair on fire for real on my statue so we can see the true craziness!
Well, all this plotting means that I've got to get some rest and save my energy up. If I'm going to plot against devil doctor and find ways to poop in her path, I've got to save up my sweet Abbie smell just for her!
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