Drama Queen? Me?

Life is so hard in Abbie land.  I just want you to know that.  With the addition of a new dog in the house, I'm having to work extra hard to claim my toys, my food, and my sleeping spots. 

I'm quite tired of Daddy bringing in new things to my life, but this most recent one might have worked out to my liking, minus one small piece of information.

Mommy and Daddy are now letting my cousin, Julie, live with us.  She's a kinda cool kid...except one thing...

SHE PUTS CRAP ON MY HEAD!

Now, before you think I mean literal "crap" let me explain.  Julie, is a very artsy person.  She's very good at drawing and I like this about her because I'm going to have her decorate my torches, maybe my cage, and who knows...perhaps even draw on people's faces that get voted off my island.  However, she was not nice to me the other day and she IMPLIED that I'm a drama queen.  Now, I'll have you know...I am no SUCH thing.

Now, I know, I know...I'm high maintenance and I like really nice things, but that does not make me a drama queen.  It just means I've figured out how to make my humans work for me.  (Except that Miranda girl....she hasn't brought me treats...yet.)

*Warning*  Miranda, your torch may go out soon if I do not receive 2384792387428347293847239847234827347127831289393857 treats delivered to me at my address!

Anyway, Mommy and Daddy apparently thought this was super funny and took a picture of me.  I encourage you to note my dissatisfaction in this photo as I am clearly having my head held up for me and my eyes are NOT happy.

I think Julie and I will come to an agreement soon.  Perhaps I'll bite her toes off if she doesn't stop putting stuff on my head.  Or perhaps, I'll just make sure she knows who is really boss around here!

Either way, I have some plotting to do.  First, to plot against Julie...and then, on what to do with Miran-duh-duh!