This simply isn't working....

Mommy just doesn't understand me. Look, I don't know about how all you other pups' humans' do thing, but my mommy has it all wrong.

Daddy came in and let me out as expected last night and he had something in his hand. I didn't care. I bolted for the door and ran to see Mommy. When I got there, I was so excited I couldn't stand it! I shake when I get excited and Mommy and Daddy think it's cute. Do you have ANY idea what it's like to be left alone all day? OMG. Painful! Well, after that, Mommy let me go outside - Thank goodness because my poor little bladder couldn't hold it anymore. Mommy says Daddy is bad at telling time. I think Daddy just likes to leave me at home more to make me more crazy.

After we got done with our usual greetings and such, Mommy sat down on that shiny thing in her office and started tapping on it again. She does this every night and she says its her laptop. I think it's competition personally. I kept standing up and pawing at her leg, but she would just pet me and mutter things at me. All I heard was "Wah Wah Wah, Poodle. Wah Wah Wah Wah Chicken. Wah wah wah Coookie!" (I think mommy speaks funny language when she's tired!)

Anyway, as the night progressed - I continued to play and run around and then Mommy spent some time playing with me. I did a bad thing and actually made mommy bleed on her gums last night! (She shoudln't have that big hole open when she's playing with me. All those teeth - they scare me!) She forgave me though - she knows I was playing. I barked at Mommy a lot last night. She laughed and laughed. I like this game! It's my favorite thing! I get to chew on humans when we play it!

Oh Oh! I also went to bed late last night. Mommy had the AUDACITY to keep me up late last night. So I was really eager to go to sleep. She told me to go tell Daddy night night, so I RAN up the stairs and waited for him to hug me night night and THEN I ran back down the stairs as fast as I could, slid into a wall and ran right for my big tall bed. You know, the ones the humans sleep in! We went to bed right after that and I slept until that gate thing ate Daddy. I barked for so long last night and it finally spit him out. Phew! I saved him again!

Mommy and Daddy are taking me to Doggie Daycare today! I'm DOOMED!

xoxoxo
Abbie