I'm really a human...

Mommy and Daddy just don't know it yet. :) I'm very much human though.

Mommy is quite amusing at night. We have our evening ritual and every single night, Mommy tells me "Go tell daddy night night" and she walks to the stairs. If I'm not tired, I BOLT up the stairs and wait for her to pull her slow legs up the stairs. Sometimes, I'm so sleepy that I walk up a few and then wait for Mommy to pick me up. Daddy laughs and calls me spoiled. What's spoiled?

Oh Oh Oh, I almost forgot.. I was trying to tell you a very special story! Every night, after Daddy gives me hugs and pets night night, I run down the stairs and Mommy goes into the kitchen or the closet thingy with all the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD and gets me a TREAT! I love this part of the night. A lot of times, I hide them for later, but sometimes, I eat them immediately. Last night, Mommy was drinking something out of one of those round things that hold the water and she gave me some. I couldn't get my nose in there - my face is in the way. So Mommy put more water in it and gave me a drink out of the cup. Daddy laughed and said "She thinks she's a human..."

Duh.

And and and... I got a treat - and and and... I got to eat it on the bed. :) Mommy and Daddy have put a special blanket on the bed for me that keeps their blankets clean. Mommy thinks I'm hairy. (Really, I'm just darn gorgeous. All the boys in the other yards think so too. I have a boyfriend a couple of houses over, but he doesn't know it yet.)

Oh oh oh.. did I tell you about the bird? I don't think I did! If I did, I'm gonna tell you again, cause Mommy is a MEAN OL TOADDDDDD!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Found a bird. AAAAAAAAAAAALL By myself! I was so busy sniffing it for a few days Mommy didn't even notice. One day she noticed though and she was super duper upset with me. Mommy got rid of it and she said I smelled like dead bird. Smells pretty dang good to me. I was gonna eat it, but Mommy is just... sigh. Daddy would have let me have it!

Oh - and guess what? Daddy and I have this new game. When he tries to get in bed with Mommy, I RACE over to his side of the bed and nip at his fingers. What? You said I already told you this? Psht. It's a brand new game. Forget I told you before.

Anyway - Oh, and guess what else? I HEART CAP'N CRUNCH! Mommy ate this YUMMIE DELICIOUS FABULOUSLY TASTY stuff she calls cereal and she gave me some...

So, WHY are you feeding me these kibbles of dried up food? When you are over there eating chicken and cap'n crunch? How is this fair? I demand better treatment.

I'm tired. I miss my Mommy and Daddy. I think I'll take a nap and wait for them to come home.

xoxoxo
Abbie the Fiercest being of Rowlett, Texas - dont mess with me, cause I'll show you who's boss.