Pene has issues to begin with. After she gets done eating, she either hops around on 3 legs like something is wrong with her back leg...or she goes to the carpet and kicks and then rubs her head on the ground.
Something is seriously wrong with that girl.
Well, ANYWAY - now Mommy has decided to make it worse and make her look like Dumbo or something. Pene has the longest ears our of all of us. Really, it's her hair on her ears. I think she's more like an old man or something. She grows hair like crazy.
So, while she was eating, I borrowed Mommy's iPhone while she wasn't playing Angry Birds and snapped this quick photo. TOO FUNNY!
Seriously, would you look at this girl? I almost wanted to go in there and poke her in the head. What a GOOFBALL. And she just sits there eating like it's normal. If that was me, Mommy and I would sit down and have a very long heart to heart talk about what it is she thinks she can get away with.
Mommy and I have great understanding and she has been very good about communicating this to Daddy. I live in a 3,000 square foot dog house. Mommy and Daddy are permitted to stay in the master bedroom and when I need up on the people bed, I expect them to move over for me.
I've also come to a very firm agreement with Mimaw and Papaw. Papaw must greet me every day and love on me and give me treats. He must come downstairs and say "Good morning Big Fat Dog" to stupid Winnie (cause she's fat and mean). And Mimaw, her and I have the best agreement of all. I was her first granddog. That makes ME, Abigail the Fierce of Rowlett, Texas, SUPER special. I wear the crown around here and that means she loves ME the mostest. So, as such, Mimaw gives me lots of tummy rubs and laughs at me and loves on me extra special cause I'm Abbie and who doesn't love me?
Well, Daddy and Mommy had to go to work today. I woke up and Aunt Stacey and Uncle Brian and my 3 human cousins were all still here. I was so excited to see them. But, I had to ask them to leave cause I needed to sleep on their bed and get it all furry. So, now that everyone is gone except Mimaw, I think Mimaw and I are going to lounge around the house and snuggle up. I think I might ask her to brush me today too. Maybe if I give her my bestest puppy dog eyes, she will feed me some turkey too!
Ooops! I think I hear BFD. I gotta go investigate.
Paws out!
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WELL, Mimaw woke up and got Brian and Stacey and the 3 cousins off and then they came back because 1 of the cousins were trying to run down the driveway and since she is the smallest she would do better with 4 legs instead of two, because now she walks kinda of funny like her legs are broke but they are only a little red. Anyway, Mimaw got up and decided to clean house and do the laundry so I will get some cuddling but not like it is on some of the other days.
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