Winnie is a smelly dog. No matter how many times Mommy and Daddy bathe her, she smells like pee. I've tried to tell Mommy that before but no one EVER listens to me. I've realized that Winnie does something that Mommy and Daddy like. Now that I've mastered the art of learning how to behave like BFD, I can fully appreciate this photo.
Winnie always lays on her back and I've decided to take a picture of how stupid she looks. Mommy let me borrow her super stealth camera and I managed to take a quick peek of how Winnie looks. Now, if you'll notice, the doggy in this picture is actually ME! You know why? Because I'm GORGEOUS and SEXY and HAWT! Mommy and Daddy know this because I've got pretty white fur and I've got a beautiful pink belly that shows through. Who can't love the face of this angel?
Oh, and you know what else makes me better than BFD? I don't smell like a dried up old PEE RAG! Winnie stinks. Seriously.
Mommy has another picture of BFD sleeping with her in the bed, but I have to save that photo for tomorrow's episode. I have a very funny story to tell you.
Oh, and Mommy and Daddy informed us we are all getting our names changed. We are all now "Urbans." I'm not sure what an Urban is, but I heard he's a country singer. Does that mean we're going to get lost now since that's all country music talks about? (Tee hee...)
Mommy and Daddy FINALLY got married and I heard we're going to have a formal wedding in a few weeks. I guess this is an important day because Mommy has been working on my "come, stop" commands since I'm going to be carrying the rings. Little does she know...I'm planning a get away. Winnie and Saydie stink and I'm running away.
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