Well, I've got so many updates that I'm not sure where to start.
First, Mommy said that Aunt Stacey and Miran-duh-duh talked about me at her J-O-B. That's fine. Little Miss Miran-duh-duh can help me out a little bit by sending me her address. I'm shipping Stinky Saydie to her, first. I hope she likes poop smell, cause I'm about tired of Saydie smelling one big giant terd.
Then, Mommy said Aunt Stacey was bringing me a special gift because I voted her off my island. First, she brought CAKE! It was my FAVORITE! Then, she brought these treats. I'm not sure they are my favorite. They stink and I'm glad she wasn't planning on using them as a bargaining chip to get her place on my island back. However, even though they stink, I'm going to feed them to BFD in hopes that BFD will eat those instead of my favorite treats (which is everything else in the house...). Well, then Mommy cheated and told her that turkey was a sure fire way to get her spot on the island back. Well....I have to admit. Turkey is my favoritestestestest treat in the whole wide home of Abigail. I was also told that christmas treats have been held ransom until I give Aunt Stacey a spot back on the island.
Daddy told Grammy that Aunt Stacey and me and Mommy have a little feud going on about the island stuff, so let me set the record straight here.
Aunt Stacey, I'm not ready to completely let you back on the island FULLY, BUT...I have a proposal for you. For now, I'm going to give you a shoebox and you can sit on that on the beach of the island. If you're nice to me (and don't withhold Christmas treats), I'll let you move further back in the island. Okay okay...just kidding...
You can have your torch back!
But, I think I'm going to have to kick someone else off my island cause it's getting crowded and I'm too pretty to be crowded.
I've got more stories to tell this week, like Daddy sharing chicken with us, Mommy sharing steak, and so many others...but for now.. I had to update you all to let you know about Aunt Stacey. I guess if she screws up anymore, I can feed her to BFD and let BFD and her sleep on the same island!
Oh, and Miran-duh-duh...I'm still waiting for you to take Stupid Saydie. What's wrong with you? Don't you want this retarded dog?
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