Last night, Mommy was fluffing up the bed covers for me and getting the big people bed all ready for me to lay in when Daddy came in and tried to give her a big sloppy human kiss. Mommy turned her head and gave him a little smooch and then Daddy was all kinds of busted. Here, let me show you the picture...
Daddy thought he was busted because he thought WE were as sloppy as he was. First, Daddy-oh, let me tell you something. I'm a princess. And if I get my fur dirty, I always ask you to clean me up. I would NEVER walk around with stuff in my fur like you did. Besides, Pene thinks she's always hungry and I may not come back with much fur if she gets ahold of me. She's a vicious garbage disposal. You should know this!
Well, after Daddy realized he was busted, Mommy took a picture of him and uploaded it to facepage. I don't think Daddy was very happy about that, but Mommy doesn't like some of the photos Daddy takes of her where her face is all scowled either. So, Daddy...I'm going to have to side with Mommy on this. You deserved that. I don't like my picture taken either, so I know how she feels! You just wait until I get a picture of you!
On another note, Mommy's been really testy lately. She's been sleepy and she woke up last night all sad and couldn't sleep very well. I will be very excited when it's all done with her sleeping issues. Cause Mommy is interrupting my beauty sleep and my fur is turning brown from age.
Mommy tried to shave my paws last night too. I'll have you know, I'm not very happy about that. I worked extra hard to get that mat in my fur and get the dirt between my toes and she cleaned it all up. I think I'll make a mess in the kitchen today to tell her how unhappy I am.
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No treat for you tonight.. but yes.. my dearest Winnie & Fred will get some treats, yesss.. and maybe even Saynelope!
@Richard - Abbie told me to tell you she doesn't want your treats. Mommy will give her some anyway because Mommy carries the torch to the island!
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