Saydie is a thief

I'm not a stupid Pekingese, despite what the brainless Saydie thinks. I've watched her and I know she tries to sneak up on me like a ninja and take my treats. This time, Mommy helped me get proof. We're going to take her to Doggie Court and have her paws glued to her stupid bed the next time I get a treat so she leaves me alone. I gave some serious consideration to having her removed from the house, but she's the only one who plays with me anymore and besides, if she gets removed from the house...who else can I blame it on when there is poop on the floor? (Mommy hates poop by the way. A lot.)

So, I've decided to show you my proof. After I got my sweet potato bone, Stupid Saydie (yes, I've renamed her) tried to sneak up on me.



Notice in this picture, I see her out of the corner of my eye. If I could have folded my paws to do that "I'm watching you" thing that Mommy does to me when she gives me the evil eye, I would have. So instead, I had to give her the evil eye from the side.



Here she is thinking I don't see her again. Notice how she's walked AROUND me (which she thinks I didn't see...) and now she's trying to be a NINJA and sneak up on me...



Notice in this picture, she's just looking at my bone with envy. Her fur almost turned GREEN! Mommy had a little talk with her though about she isn't to take my bones. I thought it was only fair. I get told that all the time.

So, here I am, safe and sound with my sweet potato bone because Mommy LOVES ME and is protecting me.

P.S. Daddy, I still don't like you for leaving my rock on the counter the other day. I'm not voting for you anymore.

Daddy sucks!

Daddy is a big fat mean poo poo head. I've decided I'm not going to be nice to him anymore. I think tonight, when Mommy gets home, I will ask her if I can go outside and then run around in the dirt, then I'll tromple alllllllllllllllllll over Daddy's pillow.

Daddy thought he would be funny...so look what he did.



Daddy put MY ROCK on the kitchen counter, staring down at me...where I'd have to look at it all day.

All I gotta say is, I'm calling Verizon to install a home phone for me and my sisters so I can call Mimaw to come rescue my rock when Daddy is a punk.

It's ON, Daddy. YOU JUST WAIT!

We miss Daddy...

Today is not a normal weekend. Sometimes, Daddy goes out to play with his friends on a Saturday night and the three rugrats come to visit us when Aunt Stacey spends the night. I've not been so lucky this time. Mommy said something about little hellions having to go back to school and Aunt Stacey has to start school too. So, I guess a weekend with me was just not very relaxing or something so Aunt Stacey said they would not come over to see me. That's fine. I'll remember that next time she comes over. She better bring me a new squeaky cause I'm very disappointed with her.

Mommy has started school again and we're having to revert back to the old way of doing things. A long time ago, when Mommy was in school, Daddy used to play his computer upstairs for hours. I'm the only one smart enough to know how to use the stairs. Saydie is too retarded to learn how to do anything but prance. Pene can't figure out what stairs are and BFD...well, if you're belly drug the ground, could you use the stairs?? So now that Mommy is back to spending all her time on that black thing in her office, we have to sit around in her office begging for attention. These are the days we miss Daddy because Mommy sucks at giving us attention. Saydie has taken to the couch, which I think is wonderful. I've thought about barfing on that couch so she doesn't sleep there anymore.

Pene, as you can see...is right back to sitting in Mommy's doorway. I think she's too dense to understand that Mommy can't see her there. There are other times when she sits under Mommy's chair and I keep telling her to not do that cause Mommy isn't the brightest and doesn't remember to check for my sister. When she yelps, I have to come looking for her to make sure Mommy didn't do much damage.

And BFD - well...she's doing what she does best. She waits by the door for Daddy. I'm convinced BFD isn't all there in her head. Maybe she's Pene's long lost daughter? I guess the best thing I can do is just pat her little precious head. I've thought about asking Mommy if we can trade her in, but just between you and me, I think I kinda like her - except when she opens that death mouth of hers. Not only is she loud, but my GAWD she stinks.

Well, that's enough for now. I think I'll fill you in on more of my stuff later. I have to update you on the Petsmart trip we had yesterday (must get pictures as proof first!) and then about Mommy's closet which I got into big fat trouble over.

Strawberry Sprinkle Cupcakes

Well, Mommy tried. Bless her little heart.


Mommy made Daddy a very yummy dinner last night and we were all such good girls that we all got some of it too! Mommy made meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and steamed green beans. I didn't want the green beans. I really wanted the meatloaf!


Then, Mommy tried to make the strawberry sprinkles cupckaes recipe. The cupcakes were pretty good, but I think Mommy failed miserably on the icing. It was kind of runny. It stayed on the cupcakes, but I think sprinkles makes thicker icing. Mommy didn't have a mixer, so she tried to do it by hand and Mommy is weak and probably didn't do it right. She kept saying how hard it was to try and make butter "light and fluffy" with just a spatula. I'm not sure what a spatula is, but it sounds horrible.


Anyway, I tried some of the icing and at first, it was suppppppppppppper sugary! But, I loved it anyway! Winnie didn't care for it too much, but she's weird anyway!


Then, Mommy got a call from Daddy and she said she was gonna take some over to Mimaw and Papaw and THANKFULLY Daddy told her to "take a dog..." so I got to go on a car ride to see Mimaw!! AND...I got to lick the dish when Mimaw transferred the cupcakes!


Mommy got a picture of all of us last night - except Pene was trying to run away...so as usual, she's nothing but a blur of blonde hair. I figured I'd share it anyway...cause it's a really great picture of how pretty I am.

Someone was shooting...

I heard very suspicious sounds Saturday night and my Mommy and Daddy were not home. I've heard these popping sounds before, but most of the time they come from the TV. This time, they were coming from outside.

Saturday, Mommy and Daddy invited the hellions over. All 3 of our cousins came over and spent time chasing us around the house loving on us and giving us all sorts of things we weren't supposed to have...

Well, then...Saturday night, Mommy and Daddy and the little humans left. Don't ask me where they went...for some reason I didn't get to go. (And I've got a serious bone to pick with my Mommy about that because I know she had something to do with that...)

Anyway - back to MY story. Around 9 PM (yes, I can tell time), my sisters and I heard these strange popping sounds. I think someone was shooting a gun! Stupid Pene was sleeping, but I woke her up and as usual, she started barking right away. She doesn't fool me. I know she wasn't paying attention! Well, then Winnie was all grumpified and acting like a spoiled b-r-a-t and was really getting on my nerves. Saydie, I think she's just deaf - or doesn't care. That's fine though cause I'm gonna tell Mommy she's a stupid guard dog and she sucks.

Mommy and Daddy came back home later that night with the hellions and it seems like everyone was okay. I'm not sure what it was, but I heard Mommy talking about fireworks at Rowlett. What are fireworks and why didn't I get any to eat? I'm starving here!

Mommy starts school again tonight, so I'm sure I'm about to get a big huge heap of "ignore Abbie" all over again. I just hope that she learns that I'm not gonna stand for it and if I must resort to desperate measures...I have a full bladder waiting...

Big Fat...T-R-O-U-B-L-E!

Before you ask, no Mommy and Daddy are not calling me fat. They'd never do such a thing. Besides, the vet said that BFD needed to lose some weight, so I'm quite certain that I, beautiful princess Abigail would NEVER be called F-A-T.

However, someone is in BIG FAT T-R-O-U-B-L-E!



Now, I'm happy to admit I was less than cooperative for this picture, but let me tell you why. BFD and I got into a big 'ol stinking fight and I finally sunk my teeth into those nasty ears of her and wouldn't let go. Mommy got so stinkin' mad that she pulled Winnie out of my mouth and pushed her to the ground and then for some reason, I (precious little me) got into trouble. I kept trying to tell her that I didn't want my stupid picture taken, but Mommy WOULD NOT listen.

I kept trying to insist that I did not want to sit by any of my sisters and eventually, stupid BFD jumped in and started attacking me. Psht. How am I in trouble again? I was just defending myself.

Whatever the case, I guess Mommy and Daddy have been trying to get this picture of all 4 of us for a while now and I sure hope that my stupid human has this out of her system because I'm T-H-R-O-U-G-H taking pictures with my fat ugly sisters.

First, Pene is gassy. She eats anything. Daddy calls her a human garbage disposal so her mouth and her butt smells like trash. Saydie smells like vomit. What?! She does!! She's always puking and stuff. I think she's anorexic or something. And Winnie - UGH!!!! Something seriously crawled in that fat dogs mouth and D-I-E-D! I mean, really...chew a mint for Pete's sake...

So that brings me to now...I got into so much trouble that Mommy sent me to my room. So fine, that's where I'm sitting for now. I didn't want to be on the bed anyway. Humans stink.



So I'm going to sit in here and work on my puppy dog eyes and stare at Mommy. Maybe she'll get the idea. And if not, maybe I can go work on Daddy some since he always loves me most anyway.

Love, paws, and kisses...