Aunt Stacey and her workplace...

Mommy tells me what Aunt Stacey works with a bunch of cats.  I know that's not true because Aunt Stacey doesn't smell like cats when we see her.  I don't know what Mommy is trying to say.  She tried to tell me that girls are "catty," but that's just lame and doesn't make sense.  I think Mommy is retarded in the head or something.

Mommy talked to Aunt Stacey this morning and Mommy told me that Aunt Stacey isn't voting for lobster because I voted her off my island.  I don't really care anyway.  I'm more special than Aunt Stacey's vote, no matter what she thinks.  Cause I'm a PRINCESS!  Aunt Stacey might be bringing me something special tonight Mommy said, so if she does, I'll give her a hut back on the sand of my island.

Mommy said that Aunt Stacey works with a bunch of girls and I've got a MASTER PLAN!  There are three other mutts in this house that need homes.  I'm going to pack their pee pads, their crunchies, and their food bowls and ship them to Aunt Stacey.  That way, her cats that she works with can take care of Prissy Pene, Whiney Winnie, and Sour Saydie.  Then, I'll have my humans all to myself again and life will be good. And someone should tell Saydie she can't take ANY toys cause I've licked them all and got my scent all over them now!  Mommy said there's a girl named Miranda at Aunt Stacey's work.  I wonder if her mommy didn't like her making her name hard to spell for me?  I bet Miranda is a good match for BFD.  I bet Miranda would LOVE to have BFD as a pet.  I'm going to get rid of BFD this weekend.  I don't like her.  Miranda, please send your address...

Anyway, Daddy put some collages of us together for his friend at work and I'd like to share them with you.  Daddy was a big fat meanie and made me the pig.  He should have put that outfit on Penelope....