Our favorite thing: I'm moving out...

Mommy is a big fat meanie. She did NOTHING to rescue me this morning when Stupid Sour Smelly Saydie and Poopy Pene Pasta were beating me up this morning. I had to fight off not one "smelly, deformed, one eyeballed, freak," but TWO. Both Sour Saydie and the Pee Machine were all over this morning trying to bite my feet.

These little anklebiters are no fun to play with. I can usually sit on Pene (as you'll see below) and get her to stop acting like a giant blonde spaz, but when Smelly Saydie joins in, it's more difficult. Saydie tried to play the sweet little girl this morning, but eventually, her true colors showed up and she was being a brat as always. I keep trying to tell Mommy and Daddy that we should use her as spices to help soften the lobster up for Christmas.

Last night, Mommy and Daddy prayed together again and this time, Daddy said he was thankful for ME because I wanted to eat Winnie. I knew it! Daddy is so super proud of me. And even if I misheard him, that's what I'm believing because my Daddy rocks and I know that's what he MEANT to say. He told me the other day he doesn't like Winnie either. Daddy says I'm the favored one around the roost!

Mommy on the other hand is too brainless to have these types of conversations with. Mommy is like arguing with a brick wall sometimes. She's kinda dense and when she hears me talking to her she just has this glazed over look in her eyes.

Mommy came home last night and was talking about the wedding plans again. I'm serious about running away. I hope Daddy is prepared for that. Cause I know Mommy won't be around to stop me! Daddy better not give me to those little rugrats because I'll take off with them! Mommy said we have to get our flea medicine a week before so we don't get bit up my mosquitoes. I think she needs to give Daddy some of that too...

Anyway, here are the pictures the security camera caught this morning! I'm keeping them for blackmail!